I Got it From My Mamma....and my Pappa.

I always say the wrong things.  I mix up my words, I can't think of the right words to say...ever.  I mix words like Kitchen and Bathroom together when I am thinkin of both...I have to go to the Kitchroom now...I used to think I had mad cow disease (I read an article about some lady that had it, and how she started saying things wrong....so I began thinking that I had it...I'm a little bit of a hypochondriac), but I have now concluded that I got it from my mamma..and my pappa.

Mom:  "How Many Periods are in a Baseball Game"

Although I give her credit, she isn't a sporty person..so she wouldn't have known..but it made me laugh.  Periods are Hockey Mom...Innings are baseball.  I laughed about that one for a good hour.

Dad: "Why Don't You Just Go Barbeque or Something"

He was in an argument with some man at the ramp where we put our boat into the lake.  The man got all puffed up in my dad's face..and they were chest to chest..he was trying to fight my Dad!!  So my dad came back with that comeback...real catchy Dad. "Oh, yes of Course Sir, I do believe I should go Barbeque, or something...great idea, I am backing down from this fight now..".... I would have backed off the fight if someone threw them fighting words in my face.

 
My Family is a bunch of Blondies, okay? Well wait a minute.......I'm the only that's blonde..the rest are brunette.  I think I'm adopted, or maybe the milk mans...but then they say things like this and then I remember..I say weird things too!!
So then that all comes back to me.  My parents couldn't find the right words to say, which has increased my genetic disposition to say the wrong things, all of the time.

Like:

"Justin, can you please put the kitchen into the Microwave"

 - I really wanted him to put the food that I had laying out in the kitchen, into the microwave..I missed a few steps in that sentence

"Can you please pass me the potato"

- I confused a potato, for a t.v remote- It's a common problem, I'm sure everyone does it. Or not.

"Could you please put the cat in the dishwasher"

-  Meaning, could you please get the cat away from the dishwasher, and put the dishes into it.  If I said this to someone, who didn't understand "Lindsay Language" I could only imagine what they would think of me.


Or Maybe this one

Lindsay: "Could you bring me that thing a ma bob"
Justin: "This?"
Lindsay: "Nooooo...it's next to that thing a maginer..you know that one!! It makes the Grrrrrrrr noise when it cooks things"
Justin: "You mean next to the microwave?"
Lindsay: "Exactly, now bring it to me"
Justin: "I still don't know what you want"
Lindsay: Standing up---> Pointing.....
Justin: "Oh you want your cell phone?"
Lindsay: "mmm hmmm"

Seriously, this is what the majority of our converstations sound like....I will bring you back to this post.... It happens all of the time!!!

Sometimes it's annoying, but usually it's pretty funny!!

It has taken Justin, a long time to figure out my language!!!

Oh. P.S

I also say words weird..apparently.

Crayon= Cran
Again= Agaaan
Wind Mill= Wind Meal
Toronto = Terontoe

(If I talk to you in person, and I say any other words weird..let me know :)