I Know I Didn't Pee my Pants......

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Yesterday,  all I could smell was pee. 

Yes. Pee.  Specifically, Cat Pee...It has a very distinct odour!

I was at work, there are no cats in the office(that I know of). So it had to be something in my office that smelled so terrible.  I looked everywhere, and couldn't find anything!  I brought my co-workers into my office to see if they could smell anything.  I smelled my under arms, maybe some how my sweat smells like cat pee, I smelled my pants...maybe they were left in the washer too long...nope not either of those things. 

Now, I have safety boots sitting in my office, that I use to walk through the plant when need to.  I work at a meat processing plant, so neeedless to say my boots have walked through a lot of blood and guts..and still have some blood left on them (Gross, I know.  Trust me..it's not pleasant) But, they didn't smell like cat pee, but they did smell terrible (note to self: Take them home to wash blood off). 

I sat around the entire day  getting really angry that I couldn't figure out what smelled like pee!! I wasn't me, I know I didn't pee my pants... No one else in the office smelled it, only me.  I was beginning to think I was crazy, but then I went to the washroom.  I looked in the mirror, and saw a y.e.l.l.o.w stain on my white shirt!!!  It was ME!  I DID smell like pee!!  I had half an hour left in the day, and all I wanted to do was take my shirt off so I didn't smell like pee anymore!!!!  I don't know where it came from, I don't think my cats peed upwards onto my hanging clothes..but who knows, it could happen.

I can't believe I walked around in a shirt all day long that was covered in cat pee!!!!
Only me, this could only happen to me!!