I'm Going on a Bear Hunt......Okay, Not Really...but I'm on a Hunt!!!!!!!!

Yes, I'm on the hunt again.  The hunt for something great, well... not as great as going on a bear hunt but whatever!  Okay, really it's not that great at all, I'm the hunt for a job........again.

My Human Resources contract is up at the end of September.  It was supposed to be longer then that, which is why I wasn't worried, but now the girl I am covering for wants to return in the middle of August.  So now, I get to re-train her on how to do her job...and then I am kicked outta here! 

I hate hunting for a job.  Really, it's not that much fun.  I know I've blogged about how to write a resume and how to act when Getting the call .....but I don't wanna write another resume or go to another interview!!!!!!!!! I want to do the interviewing.....not be the interviewee!!! I want to fix your benefits, hire you, discipline you, fire you, train you, fight with your union...I want to doo all of that fun Human Resources Stuff....not look for a job that I can't find!!!

I have taken a list of all of the potential jobs that I am going to apply for:

1. Go back to my childhood dream and become a dickey dee driver

2. Flip Burgers

3. Go back to school and become a professional student

(try to find some way to make $$ while doing this)
4. Beg for money on the streets
5. Sell shoes, and get free shoes...mmm shooes
6. .........try to find a Human Resources job...........
(Somehow..begging for money seems easier)
8. Do illegal and immoral things to make money
7. Become a stay at home girl friend,be a bum all day and then revert back to doing my list of 25 things to do when your unemployed.

 BOO EARNS!! This sucks! WHY CAN'T MONEY GROW ON TREES! I do have a potential interview, but if it actually happens..you'll hear about it later.


I listed my 25 things to do when unemployed, just in case you were too lazy to go back and read it...now you will know what my life is going to look like in 2 months.....yeaaaaah you!!!


#ANGRYBLOG!  ---> Sorry I'm just a little stressed out

LOL :)

25 Things to Do While Unemployed
1. Stare at the computer all day in hopes that something interesting might happen.

2. List different things that you could do for money
3. Cross all of them off because they are either illegal, or immoral
4. Wake up really late, and ruin the rest of your day because you over slept.
5. Yell out the window at the construction workers to shut up, you are trying to sleep till 11 because that's what the unemployed do!
6. Curse them, because at least they have a job, and a life and don't need to sleep till 11'oclock to fill up time
7. Crazily text your boyfriend, on topics such as a) You want Ice Cream b) That you are bored c) That you hate the economy and d) that there are no jobs.
8. Research vacations that you will never go on.
9. Cut grass for your boyfriends place of work because that is what your education gave you skills for. NOT!
10. Cut your own bangs
11. Dance around your apartment like a crazy person, screaming out the words to songs while using a broom as microphone
12. Run away scared from your cat because she doesn't like your singing and decides to bite you, resulting in locking yourself in the bedroom for ten minutes while she calms down.

13. Come up with different ways to avoid cleaning
14. Bake muffins, but throw them all out because you realize the mix you used expired a year and a half ago and they looked funny.
15. Call your mom and bug her for an hour while talking about everything under the sun. Almost make her late for work because you won't shut up
16. Ponder over what blogs you should write about, come up with nothing because your life is boring
17. Watch G.I Jane until 1:00 in the morning and decide you are going to shave your head and join the army
18. Scratch that idea when you realize it's silly, you won't look as hot as Demi Moore, and that's the only reason why you would do it.
19. Come up with reasons why you should be in the movie Twilight a) you have fangs and b) you are as pale as a ghost. Then think of ways why you shouldn't be in the movie...there are none. They should probably be calling me right now.
20. Have minor panic attacks about money, and not having a job.
21. Lie that you have minor panic attacks, when you really have MAJOR panic attacks
22. Think of ways to be creative. Maybe make your own dark grey duvet cover, then realize you don't know how to sew.
23. Google: Things to do When Unemployed.
24. Jump on your bed, because you can do whatever you want to, then get embarrassed because people outside are looking at you.
25. Oh..and Look for jobs, update your resume, update cover letters, apply to one million jobs you will never get a call back from, and go to an interview at a temp agency where the interviewer ackwardly flirts with you.