Creepy Man @ Work: "Hey Sugar, You're looking sweet today" and don't mind me while I just stare at your breasts while I talk to you
Me: Face going red "Oh uh, Thank you, how can I help you today" cringe...oh god please don't say anything gross, that was the wrong thing to have said in this situation. Where's my boss, why am I all alone in this office......
Creepy Man @ Work: "I need one of those alligator clips to put on my punch card" Please look at me while I make pinchy movements with my fingers on both hands (like alligator clips) directly infront of my nipples...I know you want me.
Me: "Oh..They are all out, sorry. Come back next week and we may have some" Oh baby, I definately want your 70 year old, smelly self...please continue making those motions infront of your nipples...NOT
Creepy Man @ Work: "Wow, You're looking awesome today" I'm just going to continue to sit here and look at your breast, oh look at that...I just checked out the area near your whoo haa as well.
Me: thinking to myself....actually I look like crap, but sweet talking me isn't going to get you anywhere buddy. "Thanks, I have to get back to work now, I'd try back next week...Have a Nice Day!"
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| He was kind of like the Creepy Old Man on Family Guy..only Younger..and he likes Girls instead of Guys..and I actually know what he's trying to do...unlike Chris! |
6 comments:
Don't go out without an umbrella! Sugar melts in the rain!
I used to be a cashier at Whole Foods and being gawked at was one of the job requirements. My sympathies go out to you.
Hate creepy horny dudes. Eww.
I have been on that boat, I think all of us women have. For me, it was always degrading and outright discusting. Yuck. I hope he doesn't come back while you're there!!
Oh, my. These situations are the worst.
Don't you just LOVE compliments? Especially when they come from such creepy creatures!? Yuck.
LOL! ahh i hate when people stare...I always get so uncomfortable!!!
YES! Please write a guest post for me about your life after college. Email it to jillbreedlove928@gmail.com. I'll link back to your blog of course too! Thanks :)
Have a great weekend
~Jill
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