Who was running around outside like a crazy person last night wearing only: anXL Men's T-Shirt with Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys on it that says "A Dope Trailer is No Place For a Kitty"
...and underwear underneath?
Oh right...ya, that was me!!!!
My Kitten escaped! I was changing into my normal p.j's (not a trailer park boys t-shirt) when Justin yelled for me to come down quickly! I grabbed the first thing and put it on.....
(wouldn't that have been a shocker if someone was visiting and just wanted me to say hi)
So, I got downstairs and he told me that the kitten had escaped outside and to go look for it... as he was holding the Hot-Dogs he just BBQ'd for dinner, trying to set them down while opening the door and trying to prevent the other cat from escaping.
SO what did I do? I ran outside. My Backyard is fairly enclosed, but you can still see a lot of it from the driveway. Normally, people aren't outside my driveway..but tonight..oh yes they were!!
So I'm running around my backyard...wearing only a t-shirt....and crawling under my car looking for my cat..when I turn around and see an elderly couple staring at me.
What do I do?I stand up...and I wave, yes, I waved to the elderly couple..while wearing a t-shirt that says "A dope trailer is No place for a kitty" ...all the while I was crawling on the ground..looking for my kitty...yelling "here kitty, kitty, kitty".....these people think I'm crazy..I'm sure! They now probably think that my house is a "dope trailer".
I find the little one, and carry her back inside, all embarrassed and red faced. Justin appears....gives me the up and down...and starts laughing! "WHAT are you wearing?" "You went outside, wearing that?" "HAHAHAHAHAH" "Did anyone see you?"
Yes, I did go out like that....... and Yes, Someone did see me....do you have a problem with that!??!
I think I'm going to secretly throw this t-shirt out, so I don't get caught in this dilemma again. Although, the boyfriend loves this shirt for some reason..and will probably notice it missing!!!
5 comments:
Your humiliation created for a very entertaining post.
Thank you.
You crack me up! I accidently do this all the time. When my dog escapes, I can think of nothing else than chasing after him. I can't tell you how many times I've been in the middle of the road with nothing but a tshirt on and an incredibly embarrassed look on my face.
Oh.MY. I walk around the house in my undies, all the time, because people nowadays don't surprise you at home anymore. They text before coming over. The only problem I have is when people are delivering stuff to my house (usually food) and I get startled and confused for a bit when I hear the knock on the door and then I run inside my room to look for something to wear. It takes a while to react after the knock, and a long time to find something to wear.
Rambling, rambling. Found you on 20sb, beeteedoubleu.
NEVER throw out a Trailer Park Boys t-shirt! That's sacrilegious!! But loved the post. I love how one persons humiliation and shame is another persons entertainment!
At least you can laugh about it now, eh? It's always nice to give the old people a run for their money.
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