I'm Looking for a Date, or a Husband...Let's see if 911 Can Help

What do you do when your lonely, your drunk, and your looking for a date?  Maybe you'd go online, possibly go on plentyoffish.com or some other dating website but wait...actually dialing 911 might be a better option, ya I think I'll try that!  Let's see if one of the dispatchers wants to go on a date with me, maybe I'll get lucky and one might even want to be my husband!  Before I call, I have to urinate (all this excitement about finding a date through the lovely dating agency of 911 has really worked my bladder)...I know a great place to pee.... I shall do that in the hallway of my apartment (it really has a beautiful decor, don't you think)....  Hmm..no one wants to date me at 911...I think I shall call back 4 more times and see if someone else wants to.

Yes, this happened.  Not to me (wouldn't that have been just great if it did though), but two ladies in Ohio did ....one looking for a date, the other, a husband.  Please read news article here

Oh, but please don't be embarrassed that you are lonely and called 911 looking for a date, you are an extremely "brave and bold" individual.  When you are interviewed by a radio station, don't accept that you were drunk (hey sometimes we can't tell that we are, it happens....)....“I can't believe I did that. I must have been drunk and didn't realize it.”

I loves it! I really shouldn't make fun, she probably is lonely, but just didn't go through the correct avenues to find a date.

Ms.  Bernadette Music --The Accussed (and arrested)

http://www.torontosun.com/news/world/2010/08/04/14919061.html