Sexy Ladies! Who Wants some Sexy Ladies??

For those that have been to Vegas, you will know what I'm talking about.  For those that haven't been, here is your lesson of the day!

There is an ABUNDANCE of Sexy Ladies on the streets of Vegas.

Nope, not real live sexy ladies walking around on the streets. 

Okay, well maybe there are some real sexy ladies, like the group I went to Vegas with. 

But, I'm talking about the naked sexy ladies, those you don't see in real life on the streets (unless you purchase one, and take them off the street...then you can see them naked in your hotel room...I'm assuming). 

You do, however, get to see plenty of these naked sexy ladies on business cards that are being handed to you every 5 steps on the streets, for your own pleasurable taking!  

I collected them.  I gave them to Justin, as my gift to him.  I don't really like buying souvenirs so I just gave him something that I got for free.

(I'm cheap) 

My plan is to keep them, and use them as trading cards.  You know how people use to trade "baseball cards"

I will trade you my card with one naked lady with GIGANTIC nipples (ugh I hate that word...nipples, it's so wrong!  But I can't think of any other word to say.. :(  ), for your card with two naked women that have really huge boobies!

I think this will only catch on between Justin and I.  I don't know if anyone else would really want to play. 

It's really funny watching couples walk around the streets.  The individuals handing out the cards don't really care who they are handing the cards out to, but primarily you see them being handed to men.  Lots of men, with their real life ladies (aka, wives) are taking the cards of the Sexy Ladies, maybe to call later...who knows.  A lot are thrown onto the streets, but "What Happens In Vegas, Stays in Vegas" ....so who really does know how many "Sexy Ladies" are called.

You can get 2 for the $99 special.

I would just like to know if....the women that I see on the card...is that really going to be the women that comes to my room??? Because, I don't really think so.

So Icky!

But they are still fun to laugh at, and to trade!

BTW:  I believe that my blog is getting too sexual, and I must tone down the sexual nature of my blog.  I have too many family member readers, LOL.  I don't know how much they appreciate me talking about A) Gigantic nipples, B) Penis C) Va-Jay-Jay.
                  - Apparently, from the number of posts that I do about these things, I find these body parts quite humourous...LOL
-- I apologize if I have offended anyone.